Bras Are Expensive.
Bras are expensive and my tits are huge, The world is not a fair place I tell myself as I eke another day from the broken clasps embarrassed at the state of things.
I had no expectations when I was young. When I did think about it I hoped for average sized breasts The kind that are not difficult to manage.
But even average sized bras are expensive. Mine are monstrous. A result of successful hormone intervention.
A friend of mine was killed by hers. I am sometimes afraid when I think about the possibility that these things might turn against me. That would not be a fair fight.
I sometimes sit around in my bra, typing. Especially on hot days.
I cannot talk about vaginas in the same easy way some women do. My vaj is a minefield, a disaster area. Tits are one thing, but like all vaginas mine is a crime scene, a locus of political violence.
Whether you're born with one, acquire it later, or only aspire to do so, vaginas are the mother of all headaches Even the hypothetical ones.
In a recent shooting, mine was implicated as a person of interest.
Thankfully we both have alibis.
But that is a story for another time.
At least thats's what I tell myself as I pray for my bra to hold out for one more day.
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